Larry, Joy & Abbey: My weird weird child

Abbeyisms

~It's a freemingo
~That's a upper case R, and that is a down case R.
~ I'm going to Hawaii and get married to a husband.
~He's a boy, they don't know much.
~Salt is my favorite recipe.
~Here's a door handle if you need it.
~I love the mans
~Carnivores are not my best friend!
~Watch out for that tormato!
~I hope that rhino doesn't charge my bum.
~That's a GREAT Idea.
~Mean Mommies go to jail for breaking their lil' girls hearts.
~ I'm not 3 feet, I have 2 feet!
~It's too hot. I want it one hot.
~My gramma is old. She's 15!
~I lost my brain, it's at gramma's.
~Don't panic, Just make a new plan.
~Coffee makes you fat and cushiony